Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"

"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."

by ndidds November 8, 2006

Fuck you asshole

The computed appropriate response from the Terminator in the film "The Terminator".

Janitor: Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?
The Terminator: Fuck you asshole.

by a;lkdjfa;lkdfj March 29, 2008

Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.

"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"

by Caroline Noire May 29, 2012

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

asshole

1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.

1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"

2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"

3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"

by SargeB October 5, 2009

Asshole Cam

Or Asshole Camera.

Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.

Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.

FOOTBALL GAME

*Whistle blows, play ends.*

Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."

Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)

Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"

Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.

by Andre Maccesy April 16, 2009