Aston lollipop

Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another

He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly

by Not Bambi October 31, 2022

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021

Astonned

Astonned. To be astonned at a comment or question.

Ray: I am astonned
Jim: Do you mean Astonished?
Ray: A S T O N N N N E D
Jim: A S T O N N N N E D

by anonymous October 30, 2020

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

Say no more 👌🏽

“The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023

Aston

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

by kaston for life October 28, 2020

Aston

One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!

“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”

by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021