Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by Cloud November 27, 2004

ask hole

The annoying person in class who asks questions merely to make points with the instructor.

I wish Timmy would stop with the endless inane questions during class. He is such a brown-nosing ask hole!

by P. Pie July 1, 2007

ask out

When one person asks another person out on a date. In heterosexual situations, it is usually the man who asks the girl out. When the man and woman have been on enough dates or have gotten to know eachother well enough, the guy will usually ask the girl to be his steady girlfriend. date

So I heard mike is going to ask out tracy.

When I asked that girl out she was totally into it.

by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question

+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked

by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023

Nobody asked

A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass

Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked

Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy

by Charlie Houle March 30, 2022

Who asked?

Who asked? is a term used by sluts and should only be used correctly (see example below) it's a low life insult and a better one should be used instead of this cringe worthy sentence. Most people know exactly when to use it and are gods at doing it, and the others are usually Tik tokers, Roblox kids, Dumbfucks, Gacha life kids, and low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

For the people who use it correctly, are most likely at the top already, and are well known in the community where they are. For most people, they will brush it off, but men don't, they will assault the mind of the whomst asked, if they are required too.

if you are a member of this so called "insult" I advise, seek the comeback of "You did dumbass..." and watch them deny the fact they are mental.

Bad use
A: "So anyway that's why we all should run y'know?"
B: "Hey who asked?"
A: "My fuckin friends- Who asked you to bump in?"
Good use
T: "So does anyone have any questions about the test?"
A: "Miss! umm who?"
T: "... Who wha-"
A: "WHO ASKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (get it cause nobody likes teachers? ahahahah kill me)

by meth bitch June 21, 2021