Ascham girls

Best people ever, but some of them are rich sluts but some of them are really nice people! They also are really smart and really hot!!

Scots boy: Who’s are they?
Scots boy 2: they’re Ascham girls
Cranbrook boy: Back off she’s mine
Shore boy: Nah bitches she’s mine!
Kings boy: They’re all dreaming!

by Jensdisjsjdjidd November 2, 2019

ascend

To reach a higher level characterized by complete independence from everything

"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."

by John Fianna February 4, 2007

ascii

an art form where you use simple keyboard symbols to make picture (complex or not)

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by Ninja Brett September 15, 2005

Ascham Girls

Ascham girls are intelligent, sexy, good to talk to, cool and the life of every party! They are all funny and good to have as a friend. If you have an Ascham girl as a friend, hold onto her as they give good advice and will take a bullet for you. Some Ascham girls drive around in their Audi's that their daddy paid for but majority are really down to earth. If you have an Ascham girl as your girlfriend, she is a keeper! Hold on tight because you are the luckiest guy out of them all. Ascham girls are original and true, unlike the typical blonde north shore girls ;) Boys you might muck around with the other girl schools but when you grow up you come running back to the Ascham girls because they are the only mature and real one's.

EXAMPLE 1:

Kings boy: "who is that stunner"?

Scots boy: "Must be an Ascham girl, she looks a 10/10"!

Cranbrook boy: "if only i could get in with an Ascham girl"!

Kings boy: "I would trek the public transport just to hang out with an Ascham girl at Bondi"!

Ascham Girl: "are those boys checking me out"?

EXAMPLE 2:
Ascham girls define intelligent, powerful and loaded!

by bobbymunchins November 19, 2019

ascanio

a sexy beast with an animal cock

"man, have you seen ascanio around lately?"
"actually i think so, i could tell from his beast monster-size cock i saw from far away."
"mmmmmmmmhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.."

by basbanbio April 5, 2018

Ascension

A legend at Travian. He doesn't take anyones shit and many people respect and hate him at the same time. The haters are just jealous because they can not be him.

Ascension has a massive army
Ascension just ripped the shit out of an entire alliance himself

by Heldenhammer February 24, 2010

ASCIIporn

Pornography made through text characters.

To imply sexual acts through use of keyboard symbols instead of text to evade hovering coworkers from seeing obscene text on your computer screen while chatting with a fuckbuddy.

Some examples of ASCIIporn are below:

(.)(.) breasts

(v) vagina with spread legs
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8===> ).( Anal sex

8====>~~~~ ejaculation

8=(( ass pounding

8=((v=8 anal/vaginal sex (double penetration)

by One_Man_from_Verona and lostintime404 November 30, 2005