The Schmorgusboard Argument 

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

The Schmorgusboard Argument by Lyncoln March 21, 2009

Period Argument

A fight with a woman that is so trivial that it can only be associated with that time of the month.

Ironic because, despite being associated with a period, you will never see the end of it(.)

Male Friend 1: She said that I accused her of lying about how she enjoys reading.

Male Friend 2: Are you serious? That is such a period argument.

Period Argument by G-a-D December 9, 2008

Parent Argument 

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

Parent Argument by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

canadian argument by EasedMage November 11, 2016

Insanity Argument

Someone who argues to allow criminals and rapists who are in a Country illegally to stay is the right thing to do even at the expense of the safety of their fellow citizens.

Sanctuary cities create an insanity argument with no basis in reality.

Insanity Argument by Golden029 May 8, 2017

Strawbrain Argument 

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

Strawbrain Argument by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019

Twitter Argument 

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

Twitter Argument by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022