When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.
Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Antarctic Safari Ride mug.Represents those who live in ignorance when knowledge is available". It is an attempt to make the old English/Irishman, American/Pole, Irish/Kerryman jokes more politically correct, and make an Antartican the butt of the jokes!
These two Antarticans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.
This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
by bamaroadhog December 14, 2012
Get the Antartican mug.When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.
Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.
by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009
Get the Antarctic Bear Claw mug.The act of cumming in a cup until it's full, freezing it, and pouring it inside a vagina. After you pour it, you stick your penis in until it is fixed like a slushie and slurp that shit up!
by TCONsoccerman20 July 5, 2016
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Get the Antarctic Flying Crocodile mug.A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.
If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
Get the Anarchtica mug.One from Antarctica, one born on Antarctica, or anyone in reference with a word starting with "A". For example, "asshole", "atheist", "antagonist", "anti-pong" and "adventurer". True Antarcticans are rare, in that they are actually born on Antarctica, and it's probably safe to say that they don't exist except in silly comics. However, Antarcticans that are of one or more of the above traits are much more common than any person born on Antarctica.
"Silly Antarctican, no shit for you."
"Have you read that new Antarctica! comic?"
"You're such a fucking Antarctican..."
"Have you read that new Antarctica! comic?"
"You're such a fucking Antarctican..."
by Sir Nicholas, the Antarctican July 16, 2008
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