A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 11, 2018
by IAmRightImBetterThanJesusAndU July 03, 2022
Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him
by Babycrinkle March 04, 2017
albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.
by Beanos_ September 24, 2019
by .Wonton Fighter. November 12, 2018
1. Annoying and whining female.
2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin
Basically a Bitch!
2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin
Basically a Bitch!
Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?
Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.
Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!
Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.
Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!
by Kryptonssavior April 30, 2016
A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.
by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019