Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.

My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

alaskin fire dragon

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.

My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.

by Dilly-willy :) December 21, 2020

Alaskan Princess

A female living in the state of Alaska who is a "2" but thinks and acts like she is a "10." This is due to the fact the women are outnumbered 5 to 1 by males in Alaska. The leads to ugly girls finding mates that they would usually have no chance with in the lower 48. In fact, when these Alaskan Princesses finally do venture out of their home state they are shocked to find out that no guys are interested in them. After dropping out of college they move back to Alaska where they can continue to be huge stuck up bitches and feel pretty.

I offered to buy that girl over there a drink but she said I didn't have permission to talk to her. She's not even that cute! What a bitchy, stuck up, alaskan princess!!

Or....

That Alaskan Princess is such an fat, ugly, whore! I'm gonna get her drunk and give her a glass bottom steamboat

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

Alaskan flamethrower

The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.

My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.

Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.

by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016

Alaskan Ice Spoon

When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.

Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"

by The Meme L0rd April 6, 2017