aunt val

Street name for the drug diazepam (Common brand name: Valium)

He's back on the aunt val

by Kit N February 22, 2014

acuna

The Best last name in the whole world.

Person #1: Yo that girls last name is acuna
Person #2: Thats why she so awesome, hot, and smart

by BigBrainedKoolKid October 23, 2019

Wine aunt

An aunt with little to no interest in having children. Has much more interest in having a free and carefree life than the responsibilities of a family.

No I don’t think Miranda’s the mom friend I think she has wine aunt energy

by Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon May 22, 2021

agony aunt

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.

person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke

by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Auntisa

A kind person who is always there for a friend in need. Sometimes can have a mild short temper

Auntisa is a kind girl she is my friend

by Halado November 29, 2018

auntfucker

NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker

1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude

2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive

3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative

4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative

5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt

1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!

2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!

3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.

4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!

5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.

by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019

New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.

"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."

by jp_wags July 26, 2020