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in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.
Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?
by Lost Almost February 27, 2011
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accomplice

1. Someone who works with another to get something done. A person who helps another carry out some plan...Usually bad.

2. Partner in Crime
My accomplice helped me out when I needed a favor.
by AZ.. February 2, 2008
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honda accord

Extremely reliable and well-engineered car for the masses. Excellent market focus and superb assembly have made this THE best selling car in North America for many years running.

We love it when people come into the $hop with a "competitive" American car complaining about low power and a smoky exhaust (worn rings, destroyed valve seals, and myriad other malfunctions) at only 60,000 miles, saying "I saved $1,500 and bought this (insert name of Ford, GM or Chrysler product in same market segment) instead of a Honda Accord."

Of course, over the "life" of their American car they will pay me many thousands more than they saved on the initial purchase price. Life is good!

Crappy American cars that TRY to match the reliability of a Honda Accord?...well, keep buying them, America. American cars that break down a lot keep my $hop and my six employees afloat with plenty of work! :-)

If it weren't for American cars, I'd be a two-man shop doing only preventative maintenance (oil and trans fluid changes, a/c checks, spark plug changes once every 100,000 miles, yada yada).
Customer: "My warranty just expired on this Dodge Stratus, and it won't run."
Mechanic: "The PCM failed completely. I can get a used PCM from a salvage yard for the same model year for only $250.00"
Customer: "A used one? This car is only 3 years old. Did the other guy wreck his Stratus?"
Mechanic: "No...he did regular oil changes, but his engine seized at 43,000 miles due to sludge buildup from poor Chrysler design of the oiling system. Oh, a new PCM from Chrysler is over $400.00, but no warranty since Chrysler doesn't warrant their OEM electrical parts."
Customer: "Maybe I'll get a Ford Focus..."
Mechanic: "Sure, why not." (Me smiling at a customer for life; if he bought a Honda Accord, we wouldn't be having this conversation)
by WheelsOnTheLine July 24, 2007
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mission accomplished

correction---2894 deaths
since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths
by Daniel198 December 6, 2006
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poser account

An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.
Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.
by AngelBarney58 July 19, 2009
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Spam account

A spam account is where an account has a sort of 'back-up account' so they can post memes, fandom refrences and derpy selfies without ruining their main insta theme. Usually ran by random teens who have an either, really annoying, or fucking hilarious personality.
Omg did you see my recent on my spam account
by Emmabaker October 19, 2017
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Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.
"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"
by jadiepower s January 3, 2016
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