abovious

Above being obvious. When something is so clear it doesn't require explaining.

American: So what part of the body do you use for football?

Englishman: It is so abovious, I shouldn't have to tell you.

American: I still don't get it.

by LewKeo December 20, 2008

obnoxious plant

A plant of any variety that when you are walking or simply outside, is simply annoying, unnessecary or in the way. This also includes plants that upon being looked at, fill the person looking at them with unexplained irritability and annoyance. In other words, an obnoxious-looking or ridiculous-looking plant. Such as a shrub that is much too perfectly trimmed or a tree that has an uneven distribution of leaves. The word "plant" can be interchanged with any object, such as "tree" to specify what kind of plant, or even "streetlight" if a streetlight is being obnoxious.

"What an obnoxious plant! It's overlapping onto the sidewalk!"

"That tree is so obnoxious!"

by ihatethoseobnoxioustrees March 21, 2010

Obnoxious

You

You are obnoxious

by Me, me, me, and me. November 9, 2020

Obnoxious Irish Fuck

An Irish person who expresses pride in his or her Irish heritage, or who is otherwise exhibiting clear and unique Irish traits.

All the obnoxious Irish fucks come out in force on St. Patrick’s day

by Daniel O'leary January 3, 2008

Obnoxiousevan

To think youre smarter and more cunning than the next fellow.

Term origniates in New Jersey.

Lisa: Stop being an obnoxiousevan.

by Li Hibbs June 18, 2006

Anxious Banker

Relating to the same term, "Hot Carl".

To dispose of waste or fecies on a nother person(s) chest.

Suzy pulled an anxious banker all over steve.

by JRonca December 13, 2004

anxious dick

When you are about to beat the pussy up and your partner is just teasing you and the testosterone goes into overdrive and you man handle that person and shove the dick in without resentment or any warning. Basically abuse the pussy

Samantha was being a bitch and was teasing me last night and I got a case of the anxious dick and... I raped her.

by 4Twauny November 24, 2015