Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.

Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.

by somekid1981 June 30, 2009

Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011

The Abstinence

A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.

"Honey, I'm on my period."
"That's okay. We can just do the Abstinence."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013

Involuntary Abstinence

When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.

High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?

Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful

High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress

Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol

High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!

Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...

High school friend: Ah, I understand.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019

song abstinence

When you like a song so much, you stop yourself from listening to it in order to save yourself from overplaying it, and thus losing interest.

Dude! An artist I love just released a single and it's my new favourite song! I fucking love it so much, I can't stop listening to it!
Make sure to practice song abstinence man, your ears are gonna be crying from overplaying in no time if you don't!

by dozybees May 17, 2020

non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.

by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012