The Abraham Lincoln

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.

"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021

Dirty Abraham Lincoln

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"

Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln

by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010

The Abraham Lincoln

The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.

That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

by The big Ian May 28, 2006

USS Abraham Lincoln

An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.

Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?

Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..

by InsiderInfo2011 February 15, 2012

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!

by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020