Shiz nits

another way to say shit

Shiz nits!

Dude what happened?!?!

I freakin' hit my toe against the table leg!

by emoteddylion June 27, 2012

the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'

'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'

by chelsea's mam July 17, 2009

nit wit

An extremely stupid and foolish person.
A nit wit is completely clueless and is unable to see solutions to problems that are painfully obvious to even stupid people.
A nit wit is oblivious to how stupid they are.

There was a fly on the glass window and the nit wit used a hammer to try to kill it. He is SUCH a nit wit.
He got pulled over by the cops. The cop said he was doing 50 in a 30 mph zone. He told the cop No I was going 60.
He is such a nit wit.

by thederby July 19, 2019

nit pixing

Overly critical analysis of a software application's graphical, user interface, or GUI. Typically of the sort where the critic complains that graphical elements are a single pixel too wide, or misplaced by a single pixel.

The boss just finished nit pixing the dialog box that I wrote.

by Dave Newman June 27, 2006

nits

complete nastiness

he has nits...or in a severe case...he is nits...or he is a nits eater, meaning he likes to eat out girls with nits

by kaitlyn December 21, 2003

toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.

Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!

by FISH November 07, 2004

shiz-nit

To be the "bomb" or extremely cool. popular. As seen in "Malibu's Most Wanted."

"I'm the shiz-nit"

by Anonymous April 20, 2003