take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

by Light Joker May 2, 2006

a looker

An attractive person

"Some babe just followed me on the Gram--she's a looker. I'll slide into her DMs later"

by NillaThunder September 9, 2016

Lay a log

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

by DCinDC June 26, 2009

Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.

Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"

by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010

blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

three bricks shy of a load

stupid, dense, lacking intelegence

The poor guy must be three bricks shy of a load.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008