b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

Drop a J

Derived from the term of "dropping a Jump-Shot", but can also be used for taking a dump.

"Hey, man - I'll catch up with you here in a few. I need to hit the head and drop a J."

by Collin C. Dulaney September 22, 2007

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

b.a.j (baush)

a special drink consisting of coffee,milk, chocolate syrup,and whipped cream,and coffee creamer

wow this b.a.j (baush) is great

by m.j likes men November 14, 2009

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

M.A.J

M-mysterous
A-Adventurous
J-(Jazmyn's daily dose of sugar)

person 1 " Wow, I wish I could be a M.A.J!"
person 2 " Yeah who wouldn't want to be so sweet, mysterious, and adventurous."

by I'lleatyourcat March 4, 2017

pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019