fergied

the act of inventing a process designed to act as a "speedbump" and cause disruption to current work.

usually an act performed while the bottom lip is trembling and toys have been launched from the pram.

ive done 4 hours work on this, and hes just fergied me, now itll take me another 4 hours to redo it!

by honey monster February 26, 2008

fergie

fergie is a person who is part of the fergie clan.

mate! watch oot its a fergie!!!

by emo420 January 21, 2022

Foaming Fergie

When you take a bottle of any form of sparkling wine, uncork it, then put it in someone’s bum. You then shake the bottle as vigorously as possible, forcing the wine aggressively through their digestive tract, casing them to foam at the mouth.

Vinny wanted to have a crazy night out so I gave him a foaming fergie while we had pre-drinks.

by dberothehero May 19, 2025

Fergie

Fergie can be used as a verb, an adverb, an adjective or a noun. It can mean whatever you like without the person you are saying it to really know what's going on

'I'll Fergie you up!!!'

'Don't make me Fergie you tomorrow...'

'Let's go to Fergie sometime...'

'I will literally Fergie him right up the bum

He ran Fergilly down the park

by S0n0fTheYeti May 25, 2021

Fergie

It's a funky, freaky, long kinky hair on a random part of your body that looks like it belongs on your ass.

Damn, pluck that Fergie on your forearm!

by NoJailTail June 11, 2018

fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Fergie

The act of defecation

Man 1: Come on bro, lets get going.

Man 2: Hold on man, let me Fergie first.

by fergiet September 10, 2016