poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.
OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..
by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009
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Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.
by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021
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butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!
by Black market mouse December 19, 2016
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Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.
Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!
by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015
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Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.
My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.
by LittleBIGloverX November 18, 2015
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Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"
Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass
by Ralain August 01, 2009
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Poptart Cat

The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.
Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."
by definatelynotjustin October 31, 2011
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