The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
by CFizzle1988 December 29, 2011
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
by killadilla31 July 05, 2014
cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 04, 2018
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024