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Garretting

One's expression of their inner Garrett, to Garrett.
That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.
by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023
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Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022
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Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Garretting

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.
Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.
by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023
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Garret and Jocelyne

They are so Garret and Jocelyne
by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023
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Garret McDermott

Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him
by Hunterman63 October 13, 2019
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Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.
I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.
by Tree Slut September 7, 2021
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