Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022

Garretting

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.

Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Garretting

One's expression of their inner Garrett, to Garrett.

That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 28, 2021

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021