Carlsoned

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

by Meatlegend July 25, 2022

Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 07, 2021

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar October 28, 2015

Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 18, 2010

The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 11, 2023