a 68

a one-sided "69" - a joke offer

"how about a 68? you go down on me and I'll owe you one"

by johnnyninja February 25, 2008

Rule 68

When the male request oral stimulation from the female....and she ask for reciprocation the male states you do me and I owe you one later.

68+1=69

Guy: So Becky how bout a little head before dinner

Girl: Jason how bout we rule 68 it

Guy: Ummm...you kno what...how bout I just 68 ya

Girl: Whats that?????

Guy: You do me and i owe you 1

by Cocky McCockerson & Ms Hooters September 30, 2009

date 68

Derived from the term "69" (sex position).

Date 68 is a first date, ending with a guy performing oral on a girl.

She date 68-ed him.

by ne falcon March 1, 2009

Rule 68

N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.

Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.

by Young Ice Trey March 28, 2010

Somali 68

A new way of calling someone a retard. It refers to the average IQ in Somali of 68, which falls well below the cut off to be considered legally mentally retarded. Generally, a Somali 68 will not only exhibit many of the same signs of low IQ as someone you would refer to as a SJW, as well as be highly likely to vote liberal, follow Greta Thunbergs Twitter account and categorize themselves as "Non-binary". Somali 68's are normally weak beta males, and morbidly obese females with neon colored hair.

"Why are Rebecca and Muhammad on that balcony flinging their own feces at each other?"
"Oh, they're both Somali 68's."
"Ah ok, that makes sense."

by Dan Gopan April 22, 2020

The 68

A sexual position similar to the 69 except she does me and then I owe her one.

She said lets 69. I said lets do the 68 for now. Then I 86ed.

by Jimmy James I June 28, 2007

NSC-68

The Mother-manual on how to kick your enemies asses during a Cold War.

Oh shit! We have another Cold War. Man, I better look in the NSC-68.

by Darth Messias November 7, 2012