by The Return of Light Joker September 04, 2009
A sex game in which a naked woman sits in a rotatable chair, surrounded by anywhere from three to six men. The chair and the woman are spun and who ever she is facing when the chair stops gets to fuck her. This is very similar to spin the bottle, but with only one person in the middle.
by Blake69 October 17, 2006
The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.
Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.
by MCBronson617 July 26, 2009
When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
by but the food was so good I didn't know. September 26, 2003
His banana fortune is so hot.
by yung dagger VJJ October 11, 2017
Fortune telling is based on tools that the fortune teller uses. It is a spiritual interpretation of the future of your life. Tarot cards, throwing dice, palm reading, astrology or other methods are used.
by knowingportal May 26, 2020