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after-bake

after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.
i'm enjoying a good after-bake even though i smoked like an hour ago
by thefern April 22, 2009
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after poo

you have taken a poo and have prceeded to wipe after a few wipes maybe 3 or 4. You feel another small piece off poo coming you have to stop wiping to do the rest of the poo and then have to start all over again with the wiping.
I hate after poo's you have to use so much paper!
by Andymoo May 12, 2008
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after the jump

'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
by Bobolosh June 23, 2006
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after the jump

After the “more” link.

In many blogs, only the first paragraph or two of a post is displayed unless you’re reading the full article. After this first paragraph or two, there is a link to the full post. This break is called the “jump”.
…And more importantly, does that mean your fruit may be poisonous? Find out after the jump.
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No, it doesn’t. We’re not saying it’s harmful. But that doesn’t mean you should relax! Here’s our list of things you didn’t know about fruit…
by FrungiFrungi September 29, 2011
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After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.
Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.
by Travlaki March 13, 2009
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After-Jerk

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session
Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob
by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010
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after party

A party after a party, a party when girls and guys get naughty and have drugs.
Welcome to the after party, hope that you feelin naughty, I'm leaving here with somebody, so you got me like WHOA WHOA WHOA
by Nabeel & Asim July 17, 2004
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