FAIL

F.A.I.L or FAIL!

Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol

When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL

*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh

by cafekko389 June 12, 2010

Fail

To be unsuccessful; one who has not done something right

Wow, you Fail pretty hard

by Austin M April 24, 2008

Fail

A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.

1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."

by TheImmortal92 May 08, 2009

Fail

Utter and complete lack of success

HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse

by REIGN SS November 07, 2008

Fail

Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.

Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'

by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010

Fail

A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).

Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.

Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.

by Thrasher13 February 28, 2010

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005