fucktard

A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

by debtcollector December 11, 2007

fucktarded

When someone reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts and then slaps a fucktard in the face with the same hand...

You have just been fucktarded!

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 12, 2004

fucktard

someone who is not literally 'retarded' but acts incredibly stupid to the point where you are so angry you have to add fuck to the beginning of the word

"ugghh, Perry tried to smack my ass again, what a fucktard!"

by tgb19 December 26, 2009

Fucktard

People who decide for others what's funny or not .

The editors at urban dictionary are Fucktards !

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Fucktard

The 43rd President of the United States of America - George Walker Bush.

"How the fuck is this fucktard the leader of the free world?!"

by AlecProtectorofMankind January 5, 2009

fucktard

noun. one who is completey stupid/uneducated in the ways of the world; someone who thinks they know much about a subject, but they truly know nothing

John: Hey Mac? What does this meat look like to you?
Mac: I believe it's rhino meat. yeah... yeah, it's rhino meat.
Robert: What the hell? You fucktard! That's beef!

by mikal mafia April 12, 2009

fucktard

Function: noun, adjective

I do believe it is self explanatory

If you can't figure it out, YOU must be a fucktard as well.

by Malk October 1, 2005