Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

Sledge Hammer Surprise by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

Smedgehammer 

The tool used to smedge pussy.

Tess found it difficult to sit or walk straight because Johns smedgehammer had crippled her cervix last night.

Smedgehammer by Delks September 8, 2019

TI-84 Sledge hammer 

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

TI-84 Sledge hammer by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

sledenhammer 

Going down a sled on your head. This is rock star style

he is such a sledenhammer, he can get down that run without any fright.

sledenhammer by webster May 13, 2005

ledgehammer 

A tool for building a foundation of anything. Except a house. Originally used by Tim Denning, celebrity on Medium and LinkedIn, in an email describing the importance of foundations in any online business. And really, anything in life.

Ledgehammer your writing skills! Ledgehammer your leet code! Ledgehammer your morning routines!

ledgehammer by DZJ123 June 14, 2023

ledgehammer 

A portmanteau of the words "legend" and "hammer", reserved for only the biggest, baddest legends and/or hammers.

"yeah boi, what an absolute ledgehammer!"

ledgehammer by alsdolim November 30, 2023

Pledgehammer 

Asking your chosen partner to prepare their orifice of choice, taking a run-up, and completing insertion and ejaculation in one fluid motion.

Did you hear that Tom got Jess pregnant using The Pledgehammer?!

Pledgehammer by PledgehammerEnthusiast February 15, 2025