`2

(backtick-two) An Urban Dictionary editor's best friend. Clicking these while in edit mode will cycle through each definition and mark in "reject" for each entry. This way, you don't have to actually try to read the (mostly incomprehensible) definitions while you edit.

Don't feel bad, 99% all the new definition entries are utter shit so there's nothing to lose.

I think I will go into editing mode on Urban Dictionary and `2 my way through several hundred new definitions that are all worthless trash written by 5th graders.

by radium February 19, 2007

2%

Noun: A person who answers the phone 2% of the time.
Verb: Not picking up the phone when you know someone is calling.

Yo that nigga be mad 2%ing me.

by The Original 2% September 4, 2011

2+2 is 4

-1 thats 3

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick maths.

by R3mpty December 23, 2017

2

the second positive number
the number of people it takes to make a baby

1) 1,(2),3...
2) egg+sperm=baby
(woman+man=sex)

by Deathzilla7 March 27, 2008

?2?2

Making a sarcastic question seem even more sarcastic

Is the sky blue?2?2
Why is there only one human in the world?2?2?

by HeyItsErik April 2, 2017

#2

1. when one has to take a crap/shit/dump
2.waste that you let out while on the toilet, usually brown, green, or yellow.
3.can be a hard or running excretion from the anal.

Kelly: Lucy will you wait for me while I go to the restroom?
Lucy: Yes, but what do you have to do?
Kelly: I have to do #2.
Lucy: Eww. Use some air freshner cuz I don't want to smell that.

by Mechele December 7, 2007

2

the number that represents the legit amount of genders we have

there are only 2

by bu11seye456 March 30, 2017