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Feeling like a porn star 

To wake up with a hard on.
I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

porn starfish 

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.
To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.
porn starfish by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.
He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.
porn starch by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

porn stars pop shot 

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
porn stars pop shot by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

porn stare 

The look pornstars give each other before they fuck. Usually involves half-opened eyes, biting their lips, and inhaling sharply while looking at the other's tits/ass/cock/etc.
This cuckhold video I just watched involved 3 men giving a man's wife the porn stare as they talked about banging her.
porn stare by FoxiFucker December 31, 2013