"ITS A ZIZZASTER" "Oh my GAWD what a zizzaster!"
by Miss Monroe December 19, 2022
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ITS A RIZZASTER!!!
by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023
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A slang-term for chavs out of Southhampton like to play games all day. They think that playing games is better than going to college or finding a job. They also rob little children to buy new games.
by 156BradJefB November 9, 2006
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1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
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Get the jizzaster mug.1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.
2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role
3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.
2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role
3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.
"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"
by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015
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n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.
jizzaster
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(disaster + jizz) / 2
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.
jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2
1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005
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