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Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome
Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009
Related Words
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Lemon Zippered by AssJockey. June 18, 2007
Zipperdude
A word with no definition
Person 1: I was walking the other day and I saw a... uhh.. a Zipperdude. Can you believe it I saw this really big Zipperdude!
Person 2: What's a Zipperdude? What are you talking about? What is it?
Person 1: It's not anything. It doesn't have a definition.
Person 2: You can't use a word that doesn't have a definition!
Person 2: What's a Zipperdude? What are you talking about? What is it?
Person 1: It's not anything. It doesn't have a definition.
Person 2: You can't use a word that doesn't have a definition!
Zipperdude by Maxgamer345 September 27, 2023
zipperection
The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.
"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."
zipperection by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006
Zipperection
The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.
Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
Zipperection by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013
Zipperdicking
When you accidentally zip up part of your dick in your pants zipper resulting in extreme pain and humiliation.
Dude : "How did you injury your dick?"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
Ryan : "I was zipperdicking in the bathroom before I left for work"
Zipperdicking by xopj December 6, 2011