Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

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winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012

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A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

by Deseka November 1, 2008

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Wusking

Hanging out in an extremely lazy manner

John and I can't be bothered going to the bar, we are just Wusking here instead.

by Bandit Patrol January 7, 2009

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