Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

working man's blowjob

a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3

i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured

by alig3fome February 18, 2010

working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.

Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.

by dugefresh December 18, 2012

workin' the scruff

performing oral sex on a woman

Man, my wife had me workin' the scruff for, like, twenty minutes last night.

by R. A. Trussell December 25, 2007

workin' my show

to do your thing, whatever that may be. To live your life as though you are on stage at all times. make the best of the situation.

I'm up and and workin' my show. Living my life.

by Leggz4ya October 21, 2010

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 1, 2025