wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 06, 2006

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 04, 2003

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 07, 2011

wizards sleeve

Another term for a vagina

That ladies got a saggy wizards sleeve.

by riskykut July 21, 2006

wizards sleeve

Wizards sleeve is the definition of an oversized vagina, or in other words...a really big deep fanny.

Jim was at the party and shagged a burd with a hole like a wizards sleeve.

Ma ex burd had a wizards fuckin sleeve man, thats why a dumped her.

by Hobo Dave January 09, 2007

wizards sleeve

A wizards sleeve is a part of a womens labia that sags.one in every three women have one.it is common and said to give more women pleasure during sex. Wizards sleevs gives a girl a longer and more enjoyale orgasm during sex. This is caused by

a: sexual overuseage
B: raped at a young age
C:as age grows so does the skin

I saw that girls wizards sleeve...it looked fun.

The girl I fucked last night had the nicest wizards sleeve.

Wizards sleeves are enjoyable for boys

by sportyhotgirl May 20, 2009