witty

Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

He is so witty... I think I am in love.

by Kellsbells November 3, 2005

witty

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

witty

is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation

Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.

by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009

witty

having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram

wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!

by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009

witty

(adj) cool

mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world

by p.$schmitz November 14, 2003

witty

A porn addicted video game nerd

Man Matt is such a witty. He loves his f.o.c. porn and Zelda!!!

by akiedis25 January 27, 2009

witty

witty is a fat grey cat. she is very stank. her favorite human food is popcorn and watermelon. she enjoys to move sinks on her free time to drink the running water.

person 1: “what’s that smell?”
person 2: “oh that’s just witty.”

by deepaigee January 12, 2022