withers

An over enthusiastic form of the infamous fanny wet. It is contagious and should be shouted at pinnacles.
to be used as a verb

"you want to withers with me now, right now"

by bettybooped March 30, 2007

withers

The food that accompanies the main substance of a meal, ie. the veg or chips etc. Similar to afters.

"We're having chicken for tea, what do you want for withers?"

by Phil Kirwan January 24, 2008

withers

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

withers-mania

something every child SHOULD experience. without withers mania you might as well start a knitting club now because your life will be boring for your whole life.

person 1:"hey are you ok"
person 2:"no really, ive never experienced withers-mania...."
person 1:"WHAAAAATTT? SERIOUSLY???"

by witherslover11 May 29, 2009

old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

sticky withers

Post-fap regret.

After I watched that octopus girl hentai, I came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.

by Tniuqonhcetsquirt July 27, 2017