Witch's cauldron

When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.

Something similar to this is the witches kiss.

Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.

by Witches kiss March 1, 2017

Witch's Kiss

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.

"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"

"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."

by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010

witch's fart

the smell of a low quality lager

When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.

by aishibai February 9, 2014

Witch’s Heart

Witch's Heart is an adventure game by IZ (BLUE STAR Entertainment) made in RPG Maker 2000. It's a story-focused game with occasional action elements. While playing up in the mountains, Claire Elford finds herself taking shelter from the rain in a mansion.

Person A: HEY DID YOU PLAY WITCH’S HEART YET?
Person B: YES !! ITS CURRENTLY MY FAVOURITE GAME

by Nekociel August 25, 2021

witch's tit

A measure of temperature.

"it's colder than a witch's tit."

by octopod May 28, 2004

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023

witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).

1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"

by vastheman February 18, 2009