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whoop the dog 

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?
Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?
whoop the dog by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015

ill whoop your ass up and down the street 

When you are really upset and will totally whoop there ass not just a small ass whooping
The hubba says Ill whoop your ass up and down the street

whoopi the hutt 

The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View
“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”
whoopi the hutt by war-n November 19, 2021

whoopi the hutt 

The gurgling, chuckling, shuffling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”
“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flopping on the screen!”

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI YOU FUCKING HUTT!!!!

“Did you hear that ignorant-ass Whoopi the Hutt yesterday?!?!???”
whoopi the hutt by war-n November 20, 2021

Rocking the Whoopi 

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.
Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.
Rocking the Whoopi by MaJitters August 14, 2011

The Big Whoops 

Meaning: Intentionally having sex with a woman (unprotected) and ejaculating inside her with the intention of getting her pregnant. Hence, getting a woman pregnant to get stuck with that person.

The term is based on the exclamation of the moment of conception, acting oblivious by going "Whoops!" upon ejaculation.

Side Note: Helps if she is pro-life too.
If I came across a girl outside my league, I'd have to give her 'The Big Whoops'. Then she'd be stuck with me whether she likes it or not! I'd be like 'Oh yeah, girl -- Whoops!'
The Big Whoops by Exitium Mugendai October 15, 2010