Well, fuck me!

When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.

"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"

by Hymay April 14, 2014

Well fuck me

A term used in Blade Trinity by the charactor Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me! Fuck me!"

by mhcrose September 15, 2008

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

by ZenTam July 18, 2016

well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 October 15, 2008

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003