wanjer

A word used by irate brits. Usually at people with poor webcam habits.

Hey, want to see my webcam?

You wanjer! Turn it off!

by Jon February 2, 2005

wanjer

another word for wanker when u misspell it when typing fast

anton ish such a wanjer

opps soz i meant wanker

by gemma, reading (woo!) January 31, 2005

wanjer

jennis wrd!gemma!
normaly said if ur in a realy big mood wiv certain ppl!

hes such a wanjer in he?

by jenni February 1, 2005

Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

wander over

To walk a block or less! Sometimes more, even tho it says wander, the person knows where they're going.

That lazy bitch lived 1/2 block from her friend & would Drive her Freakin' car most of the time when she came to visit! When she walked, she said "Maybe I'll wander over in awhile.

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020

wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

by OldLeech September 24, 2019