wakulla

aka: "willkillya" -- rural county in north Florida. We rule.
also known as The County.

"where do you live?"
"willkillya county, bitch."
"oh, home of wakulla high school"

by lamnchop June 17, 2008

Wakulla

A small,shitty town located in North Florida. It's filled with redneck inbreeds who think they're the hottest things alive when they're really just trash running around getting pregnant at 12 with one of their own cousins. If you ever find your self here I suggest you leave immediatly. I mean come on it's referred to as "Willkillya County". Sad,very very sad.

Wakulla,Willkillya County

by jesus!2 December 16, 2008

Wakulla

Home of thomas

ooh look over there
Why
It’s Thomas from wakulla 😫

by lilexposed October 31, 2018

Wakulla County

Wakulla County is located smack in the middle of the Florida Panhandle, right below Leon County and Tallahassee. Also referred to as "Willkillya County" and "The County". Damn near everyone is nice and will give you a wave when you drive by. Lots of dirt roads. Home to Wakulla Springs State Park, where the original Tarzan and Creature From The Black Lagoon were filmed many years ago. Recently received a Wal-Mart and McDonalds a few years ago. Famous people from Wakulla COunty.... well, Jeff Shields has the band Stereoside touring the country and promoting the release of their album "So Long".... And there was that one kid that went on to play football at FSU and then on to the Miami Dolphins special teams. Anyhow, you will find your mix of all kinds of people in Wakulla, which is generally quite about 99% of the year. With a few beaches on the Gulf, it's a nice place to relax and eat some boiled peanuts which you bought off the side of the road.

redneck 1 - "Whatcha doing later, Earl?"
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."

by Raoul McCool January 28, 2009

Wakulla Flame-thrower

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009

wakulla bidet

When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.

My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.

by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019

Wakulla High School

A school full of small dicked guys, and small brained girls who think that being rude is fun and makes you cool. When in reality, it just shows how fucking stupid and childish you really are. So how about you grow up and worry about your fucking self because I bet you are worse than any person who is pregnant at our school right now.

Wakulla High Schools students are a joke.

by Fun Fag August 28, 2021