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Waffeling

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Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
by Slaperrific December 20, 2016
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Waffeling

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It aptly describes the webbing of waffle like fingers of someone who is inbred on an enclosed island
Those waffeling were heading over today
by Slughorn1028 November 1, 2020
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Blue waffeling

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The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
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waffling

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Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
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swaffeling

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A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
by chaddy September 11, 2013
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Waffling

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When someone keeps talking for no reason
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
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When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'
Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017
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