Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012

Visa Smile

The art of placing a credit card between someone's lips and creases of the mouth followed by throwing a right or left hook placing it firmly against the person's lower cheek. Doing so forces the card to cut through the fold of the mouth and once healed creates a scar similar to the joker in the dark knight.

That guy fucked my girlfriend so I had no choice to give him credit , I put put my credit card in his mouth and gave him a visa smile

by Krocodilespundee406 December 23, 2017

visa swipe

To swipe your fingers up a vagina to smell for freshness before muff diving.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...if it smells like fish, make it a dish.

by Kyle Jarrett Griffin August 27, 2005

Visa Sleeve

A sleeve tattoo that has no significant meaning whatsoever, that the subject usually buys (hence the visa) for the sake of looking cool. primarily seen on young adults who think they'll look hardcore if they get a giant Koi fish on their arm that they didn't even design.

dude 1- hey man did you see mike's new tattoo? it's of a koi fish which means something in japanese, even tho he's not japanese!

dude 2- He got a visa sleeve? what a fucking tool.

by jewcanoe. July 18, 2011

visa slut

A person how users you to get citizenship

The visa slut fucking left me .
Fuck slut whore cunt bitch.
You cant turn a dog into a lady.
The visa slut used me to get citizenship.

by Reallyrealwords March 3, 2016

Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.

The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.

by Leg End May 7, 2008

Visa swipe

When you wipe your butt crack with your finger and give it a good whiff

Oh boy, my rump sure smells just gave er the ol visa swipe and gave it a sniff!

by Toadspuder September 9, 2019