"Dear what was that?"
"It's just the cat urping, watch your step in the morning or you'll get puke on your foot"
"It's just the cat urping, watch your step in the morning or you'll get puke on your foot"
by DarlingDarlingDearest November 10, 2015
by Stully March 09, 2004
by friendernie2 February 20, 2014
by Xavier Julius January 13, 2008
When you do too many uppers (coke, tweak, speed) and you haven't slept or eaten and you're coming down and hella hungry and feeling like shit.
by lalaerafina November 07, 2009
Undateable in the regular population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social wherewithal, or genitals shaped like a Pokemon character, would find it near impossible to date anyone other than another URP.
Jim: Hey man, how did your blind date go?
Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.
Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.
by lazboy9876 November 20, 2010
by TittyMcDoubleD December 17, 2015