unload

To have an orgasm and release semen

Also see Spurt, Cum

keep sucking, im about to unload!!

by Johnny_C October 28, 2004

unload

to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.

Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better."
Person 2: "Wow...dude....you rocked her....I didn't know you had that much hate inside you...."

by David Smitty December 24, 2007

unload

To take a big shit.

Man, I ate a bunch of pancakes & now I have to unload.

by G_macon August 9, 2007

unload

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

by stingo June 19, 2006

unload

To sell off stolen merchandise.

Manny: Hey I just whacked this fucker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere I can unload these?
Larry: Yeah, call up Lenny the Jeweler. He'll give you the best price for it.

by RealMadrileno March 28, 2007

unloader

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

by Jwall September 17, 2006

Unload

To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.

Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ?

by The Unloader November 14, 2010