Definitions by stingo

loftus 

A beautiful place located in the shire. It is also the center of the universe and has an abnormally high elevation. People are friendly, offten lending fellow loftus dwellers favours without a second thought. The bushland is in pristine condition, providing a spectacular view for onlookers and bushwalkers alike.

1) Man, just passing through loftus was awesome!!! I wished i lived there!
2) Loftus is so high up, i can see tasmania from here!
3) Wow we're in the centre of the universe- we're in loftus!

loftus by stingo July 20, 2008

kex 

Trousers (in Scouse/Liverpool dialect).

Fuckinell, I shat my kex in terror when I saw the dinosaur coming towards me.

kex by stingo April 13, 2008

unload 

To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.

unload by stingo June 19, 2006