uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

uncle's tongue

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.

Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.

by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004

Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.

Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020

Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.

A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!

by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009

Uncle's Roomed

When a room is extremely hotboxed and can even smell, like you cool uncles room

doood, come check out your closet. It's so uncle's roomed in here

by wexymilf July 25, 2021