Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

Worm's Tweet by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

tweet spot 

a tweet that reaches new levels of likes and retweets

Did you see my latest tweet? It had over 2 likes. I hit that tweet spot real good.

tweet spot by Richard Phuoc Le May 31, 2016

Tweet Skank

Usually a female Tweeter who creates a Twitter account for the purpose of spamming other Tweeters with self-promotion of her physical assets. Generally includes a pornographic profile picture and a "browse my pix" link to more porn. May or may not be an actual person.

Tweeter1: "I received five Tweet skanks this week, how many did you get?"

Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."

Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"

Tweet Skank by Miss Anthropy September 10, 2009

tweet SCREAM 

The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting

NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!

tweet SCREAM by YAWA September 27, 2019

tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009

tweet stealer 

one who steals tweets from your homepage

man, this tweet stealer is driving me nuts!

tweet stealer by theguywhohasareallylongname May 20, 2010

tweet stealer 

someone who steals tweets and gets more likes / retweets, commonly used on stan twitter

did you see saba and edar’s tweets on the timeline? it was the same as alex’s, they’re such a tweet stealer

tweet stealer by dwvibe May 27, 2020