Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

by mike mahony January 12, 2009

Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.

After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?

by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.

after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.

by tron j watts January 11, 2009

Alabama Trimester

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011

Trumpster Fire

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

trickstered

The act of deceiving another individual in such a way that invokes humor and comedic applause. In most cases, the victim is mislead into falsified information by the offender and will genuinely believe the facts presented in front of them. However, when he/she has fallen too deep into the trap of the trickster, then they will earn the title as one who has been "trickstered". Another term for this is "jokestered".

1. "YOU GOT TRICKSTERED"
2. "LET'S GIVE THEM A JOKESTER!"

by Tricksterboy October 7, 2012