Toyam

1) A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude.

2) A person who sells sex for anything.

1) Mary is being a toyam, again.

2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.

by 6969Nolol6969 October 24, 2019

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Dream

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

by BV69BV April 19, 2017

Work Toyam

Masturbating at work.

Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.

Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.

I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017